The latest scam “wellness” product

Craig Shearer - 24 October 2023

There are plenty of scam wellness products on the market, but the latest one to catch my attention is a fancy water bottle called LumiVitae CellPower. You can pre-order your very own in either Anthracite Gray or Champagne Gold for the bargain price of $845.

This particular product is yet another dodgy product out of Europe from Nuno Nina. Nina has styled himself as an expert in “integrative medicine” and in using “electrotherapy” and “frequencies” to heal people around the world.

This is the guy who was involved with the Healy devices that our friend Jeanette Wilson was (and likely still is) promoting a couple of years ago.

Here’s Nuno Nina standing in front of a fake video background trying to explain how his “frequencies” can affect your health in a positive way.

It seems Nina’s approach is to create supposedly high-end products that target people with more money than sense who have some ill-defined malaise.

Anyway, the key science-related claims made by this latest product are:

• Innovative new proprietary membrane optimises pure and safe hydrogen production.

• Meticulously calibrated magnets in the base mimic the magnetic field of the Earth’s core.

• Three unique sets of frequencies beam from above to infuse your water: Energy, Recovery and LumiVitae, infusing the water with a touch of solar vitality.

• Multi-functional offering 3 cycles to align with your daily rhythms.

• Chromotherapy features radiating a choice of colours.

• Advanced Electrolysis Technology utilizes platinum-titanium (Pt-Ti) electrodes for effectual hydrogen production.

• Innovative world-first membrane operates at a low voltage of 1.8V to deliver the purest hydrogen water.

• Immediate flow channel which after capture, will release the waters impurities and by- products.

Arrgh… all BS technobabble.

How long will it be before we see wellness influencers and grifters like Wilson trying to sell these devices?

Needless to say, I won’t be ordering one.