Caeayaron – a home-grown Messianic cult

I went for my walk a different way recently and came across a sign advertising the services of an Accredited Love Teacher offering “Loving angels close to you”. Thinking that sounded promising, if expensive, I read on, only to discover what was really on offer was - among other things - “healing within”, “inner peace” and a “more loving home”. Those, apparently, are what I'd get from the teachings of Caeayaron.

So who is Caeayaron? Quite somebody, according to Suzanna Maria Emmanuel. He is a Divine Master of Divine Love and Divine Truth, Great Divine Balancer, Highest Archangel in all of creation, Creator of all of life consciousness and Creator of all Light Grids in Creation. There are lots more titles, but this last one is most important to the work of his avatar (or channel) - Suzanna Maria Emmanuel. She is his Galactic Star Universal Light Grid Programmer, and is the Designated Universal Love Channel for the Divine Love Truth Alignment. She lived as Jesus 2,000 years ago and brought the Sacred Words to the people.

Jesus' hearers knew that the Great Father Emmanuel was the gateway to eternal life, and that Jesus was the one who brought them his messages. Jesus himself could not deliver eternal life, but the entity Emmanuel, who spoke through Jesus, could, although these notions are not obvious from the Bible which was apparently corrupted by those spiritual leaders who desired to retain power.

But trouble originated in the ancient (and lost) continent of Lemuria, which hosted the Golden Age of humanity. Lemuria was brought into existence to bring love and peace into all the universes. The Lemurians' DNA vibrational level was so high they never suffered from ageing and sickness.

Lemuria was set up to break a multi-dimensional time loop(?) and to test out, once and for all, whether fear energy or love energy was stronger - this was called the Earth Game. Something called “the Yahweh being” would not leave the Lemurians alone, which weakened them in the game. This Yahweh being then worked with other dark entities to take over Lemuria. Their idea was that by controlling the crystalline grid of Lemuria, they could take control of the universes. Caeayaron therefore cut the Lemurians off from their life codes to stop the collapse of the universes.

The fall of Lemuria apparently reduced reincarnations of its people (us) to become the limited human beings of today, and Caeayaron was trapped by the dark beings. Now it seems Caeayaron is returning again and creating new universes for humans to return to the realms of love and peace. People who do not want this destiny will stay in the dark realms of pain and death. So – what to do to avoid this dreadful fate?

The Galactic Federation of Light Society permits only those people who have received the Divine Pineal Gland Activations, through Suzanna Maria Emmanuel, access to the greater star realms. However it does seem there was some sort of cutoff in 2020. But do not despair! The Gateway to the Great Sovereign Universes will remain open until approximately the year 2032, and possibly a little longer depending on whether people desire love to rise upon the earth, or not.

''Suzanna Maria Emmanuel, Galactic Star Universal Light Grid Programmer, is transforming right now into an Angelic Love Channel and the Divine Universal Love Channel and will bring through enormous flows of love to the grids of the earth to bring healing and transformation to the people”

Suzanna Maria Emmanuel, Galactic Star Universal Light Grid Programmer

Her mission started in New Zealand in about 2014, and in due course she moved to England where it appears she is now based. Her web site advertises in-person courses (which presumably include pineal gland activation), where she channels various important entities such as Caeayaron and Emmanuel to deliver the course material. Courses include Sacred World Healer (£630), Working with Angelic Forces (£210) and Universal Love Teacher Frequencies (£290) although none of these courses are available at the moment, possibly due to the 2020 cutoff. Her shop only offers a few books, presumably channelled by Suzanna Maria Emmanuel, by such authors as Ammorah (Learning To Dance In Cosmic Love Spaces) and Halisarius (Your History Revealed) – reasonably priced. There is a discreet request for donations to assist with seeker's travel expenses. All in all, Suzanna Maria Emmanuel's schtick appears to be a cut above the standard money-grubbing cult website. There are many glowing testimonials - the majority from women, and a lot from New Zealand. There appears to be an outlet in Hamilton, and my neighbour gives a phone number which implies she is a source of truth?, activation? what? - I haven't got the chutzpah to go and find out.

As a bonus, the web site gives interpretations of the meanings of crop circles, as channelled from HALISARIUS, PLEIADIAN CHIEF LEADER, PLEIADIAN CHIEF COMMANDER and ... CHIEF LEADER OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT SOCIETY.

And for those of you who remain skeptical of this enlightenment program, you can have confidence in the accuracy of Suzanna Maria Emmanuel's message because “the work of the UNIVERSAL LOVE CHANNEL was tested … with specialized computer equipment to see if the CHANNEL accurately brought in the information and from what source it originated…”. The nature of the computer equipment isn't specified.

But it all sounds a bit like yet another modern version of the Manichaean heresy; the universe is a battleground between the forces of good and evil, and only knowledge of the nature of the universe (gnosticism) will save your soul. It's all rather lovey-dovey, and I'll stick with portal2012 for more entertaining cosmic conflicts and fewer CAPITAL letters.