Vortex Water

From the hard to believe it's real category, we found out about a revolutionary product being offered in New Zealand - Vortex Water!

From their website, they explain:

“In nature, water on it's (sic) journey in a mountain stream twists and turns over rocks, always returning to circular or orbital motion. Constantly regaining it's (sic) power and vitality to reinvigorate us and nature.

In today's world we force water through straight pipes with hard bends after thrashing it through a centrifugal pump; leaving it lifeless. Then we add chemicals to make our water safe to drink.

Then we choose to store our drinking water in clear plastic bottles, to be destroyed even further by sunlight and heat. A journey destroyed before commenced.”

The site has some truly bizarre products available. (Notably, the site looks like it was designed in the early days of the web - somewhere around 1999. Of course, a slickly designed site is no guarantee of the quality or efficacy of a product…)

Navigating to try to purchase a product takes me to this page (http://www.unityconscious.org/) I can buy various items, including the Vortex Energiser for Household Vortex Water Revitalisation for the cost of $397.

Interestingly the picture accompanying the product seems to indicate that the water doesn't even have to flow through the device to have its effect.

The more likely reason is avoiding having your plumber laugh at you when asked to install the ridiculous device into your pipes 😊