American Foreign Policy Explained

A Washington think-tank has announced a breakthrough in the search for a pattern in the seemingly random episodes of US military aggression since the war.

"We think they are spelling out a message," a spokesperson explained.

"If we take the first letters of Korea, Vietnam, Libya, Iraq, Iran, El Salvador, Granada, Nicaragua and Somalia, it spells 'ELVIS _S KING'. We just need to find another 'I' country to complete the message."

Does this explain the recent second attack on Iraq?