An Uncommonly Brave Sacrifice

- 1 February 1992

Gentlemen attending the most recent Christchurch meeting of NZCSICOP unselfishly agreed to give of their all for their country. They have member Lawrence Livingstone to thank for the suggestion.

We the undersigned upon death wish to

Bequeath our Testicles to the preservation of New Zealand society and lifestyle.

PROVIDED ALWAYS:

that the above mentioned vital organs shall be used solely to make a pepper prepared according to best biodynamic methods and that such pepper be applied according to best biodynamic principles to the ‘harbours and airports of New Zealand to keep New Zealand free from all unwelcome strangers who may wish to migrate to New Zealand from other lands. We the undersigned do not object to such a pepper being prepared from the bulking together of individual contributions.